Honest answers..

I'm filling out an application with the question:

"Have you ever been convicted of a felony or misdomeaner? Yes___ No___ Why?____"

So I wrote:

"Yes___ No_X_ Why?___Why? Because I try to be a law-abiding citizen? Because I don't hang out with the likes of Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan?"___

Hopefully they're not humor challenged...